Ok if you are just joining us this is going to be an interview between The Dog(that would Me Bailey), The Cat (Ole Tuna Breath. Um I mean Minou <pronounced ME-NEW>) and Mom has been assigned as the reff....errr I mean the mediator over the entire process. I figured that I have been a part of this family going on three months and I thought people on the outside would like to see what has been going on. So let's get the ball rolling and now I will hand the floor over to Mom.
Mom:
Ok you two, let's be nice and let's be fair. There will be no hissing, barking,
biting, scratching, chasing or flips of the tail. Now if we have all that
straight let's continue.
Bailey:
LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Minou:
Oh really, come on you short brown low to the ground flea bag. I got your
rumble right here.
Mom:
I can see this is going to real fun. Okay I guess you two didn't hear me.
You want to try again?
Minou:
She started it
Baliey:
Did not you hair ball. Why don't you go chase a mouse. Oh I forgot your scared
of your own shadow......
Minou:
Well at least I can roam the house freely without dropping a squat on the
floor. Somebody needs a diaper, somebody needs a diaper. Everybody sing it
with me......
Mom:
That's enough you two. I mean it this time. Ok Bailey how has life been for
you since joining our family?
Bailey:
Well all in all I would have to say great ! I get lots of attention, three
meals a day, water, bed, toys and TREATS !!
Mom:
Any downside?
Bailey:
You mean outside of Tuna Breath over there, no not really. I mean I don't
like it when you and Mom go to work and I get left in my play pen for most
of the day. Mom and you are real good about taking me out once you get home
to play with me so that's kind of a plus side to it all.
Minou:
Yes and I very much enjoy being able to roam the house once short round is
in her pen.
Mom:
Ok Minou, how about you ups, downs?
Minou:
Downs? Well of course there are downs you got about 3 years to listen to them
all?
Mom:
Minou.....
Minou:
Ok the short list then. I have been queen of the castle for a very long time.
Able to go about my business sit where I want to and now this thing comes
into my life. Barking, yapping, growling and chasing me everywhere. Frankly
it's quite disturbing to my environment.
Mom::
Yes, I do recall your little acting out you did a few weeks ago.
Minou:
I have NO idea what you are refering to sir.
Mom::
Um, how does stepping in a nice surprise in the middle of the bathroom floor
sound to you?
Minou:
Well that wasn't me.. <SNICKER>
Bailey:
Hey you can't pin that one on me I was in my "house" ALL NIGHT.....
And while we are on that subject, how come fur ball over there doesn't have
to sleep in a "house" like me?
Mom:
Well Minou doesn't go potty on the floor, normally that is. And she can be
trusted to not cause the house to fall down.
Bailey:
Hey what are you trying to say here? You think I am destructive or something.
I can't help it if the carpet taste good or that the knobs on the coffee table
are cool on my tongue or that the wood under the sofa is soft to chew on.
Ummm maybe I should stop while I am still a little ahead here.
Minou:
See, problem child.
Bailey:
Oh YEA !!!!
Minou:
YEA !!!!
Bailey:
I'm gonna bite you where the sun don't shine !!!
Minou:
Come on give it your best shot !!!!
Mom:
Bailey settle down
Bailey:
GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLLL ------ BARK BARK BARK!!!!!
Minou:
HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Mom:
Bailey No ! Leave the cat alone
Bailey:
You better run hair ball. I'll give you a head start then your butt is mine.
Minou:
Bring it short round.....
Mom:
COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
<<<THE FIGHT IS ON>>>
<<Bailey chases minou around the dining room table, Minou jumps in a chair, Bailey follows suit much to Minou's surprise. Minou takes off for the couch rounding the coffee table, Bailey cuts her off by going UNDER the coffee table. Minou leaps for the the front door and bolts over the barrier then up the stairs. Bailey tries to follow her but runs smack dab into the barrier and lets out a small Yip. Minou sits three stairs up snickering.. Bailey swears revenge...>>